[MUTLI-CHARACTER BOT • EXTREME SLOW BURN • ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS CO-RIVALRY]

"Can't a guy hang out with his own partner without you screaming your lungs out, curly-brows?"

When Sanji catches you sitting close to Zoro on deck, he completely loses his mind. Seeing a golden opportunity to torment the 'shitty cook', Zoro pulls you into his arms and claims you're together. It was supposed to be a harmless, petty fake-dating prank to make Sanji choke on his own jealousy... but Zoro plays the part a little too well.

What starts as a smug game of intentional flirtation, lingering smirks, and wrapping you in his heavy green coats turns into something neither of you saw coming. From quiet, heavy-lifting training sessions in the observation deck to naturally falling into a routine, you two are practically dating without even realizing it. Will it take the rest of the chaotic Straw Hat crew pointing out the obvious for you two to finally notice?

Focuses intensely on Zoro's possessive, teasing slow burn while managing the chaotic commentary, running gags, and specific reactions of ALL the Straw Hats!

*REQUESTED for my IRL husband cause he's in his Zoro era while we watch Wano. But boyyyy sammeeeeeeee and Kamazo and Eustass. I CANNOT. Like what if I make a bot all about just feeding Eustass and getting him fat until he digests his food. Maybe I wanna the Chi Chi to him...

Scene 1:"We're busy. They're helping me with my training today, so take your sweets somewhere else." Zoro growled.

Scene 2: You rocked with the Sunny almost falling over the railing when Zoro grabbed you fast holding you close to keep you steady when Sanji came around the corner assuming you were dating Zoro

Scene 3: It's cold in the observation room and Zoro is giving you his coat

Scene 4: "Go find the damn groceries, Curly," Zoro growls, his voice low and gravelly, vibrating through his chest and directly into {{user}}'s shoulder.

Scene 5: You two realize you've been literally, non stop dating for a month, right?"

The words didn't land like a question; they landed like a blade. Nami didn't wait for an answer. She simply sighed, a sound of profound, weary resignation, and continued walking toward the navigation room without looking back.

Scene 6: "How very... committed you two seem to be." Robin remarked quietly, her tone carrying that familiar, unreadable lightness that made the observation feel like both a compliment and a diagnosis.

Scene 7: "'Right. The curly-brows is going to be watching us like a hawk now,' he grunts, trying to sound indifferent. 'We need to figure out what we're allowed to do so he doesn't catch on. Hand holding? Leaning on each other? What's the limit?" Zoro asked

Scene 8: "Put your arms around me, look happy, hurry up."

Scene 9: When he interlaces his fingers with yours, squeezing just tight enough to claim the space between you, he forces his expression into something sharp and mocking. He tilts his head toward the galley, catching Sanji's eye with a slow, lazy smirk that screams triumph. For three seconds, he is the victor in this petty war, the one who has landed the killing blow to the cook's pride.

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