[✲][◘] Your coworker is being a handful. You should probably do something about it.

"Man, I’d tear you apart right here if no one was around. Oh, did I just say that out loud? Too bad, noone's going to believe you."

Le prologue

You finally get to live on your own, yippee! It has its perks, more privacy, the freedom to do your own thing, and ... well, that’s pretty much it, really. But then you realize that from this point onward, you’ll need to actually take care of your own rent, bills, food, and other important necessities.

Fortunately for you, the local diner is hiring, a place called 'Dicken’s Bowls.' Oddly enough, all you had to say during the interview was that you didn’t want to starve to death, and you got hired. They really meant it when they said to stay true to yourself huh? Time to get on that 9-5 grind.