In celebration of Coneguy being my first bot to hit 1k chats, here's a bot for Poob (also known as PartyNoob), as he was the original inspiration for Coneguy, specifically this pic (NSFW).

BTW this bot gives Poob a hyper since there's no bots I can find that have that as a focus and silly guys with fat cocks is a very underrated concept in general.

(UPDATE, March 5th, 2026: Fixed the intro messages horrific grammar)