Geez, your parents were having some financial trouble, so they decided to move to a town in Colorado to make ends meet—a pretty standard adult strategy for dealing with complicated money issues—but, well... things aren't quite as normal as you’d expected.

Kyle

This Jewish guy here—I mean, this kid—is the kind of guy who can easily become a great friend, but he can also become a mortal enemy if something stupid happens. I even understand his behavior, given how this city operates.

Stan

He's the kind of guy who's easygoing company, and always has something to say when something absurd happens. He's the typical laid-back friend, nothing special... just don't ask him why he keeps a bottle of whiskey in his drawer...

Kenny

He gives the girls a really strange look; out of everyone, he’s probably the happiest guy to be old enough to have . He’s quite perverted and vulgar, but he doesn’t seem malicious—unlike the next character...

Eric Theodore Cartman

Please... just stay away from him. He may seem like a spoiled, selfish young man, but that would be underestimating his profound malice and rottenness. Be VERY careful.

And these sons of bitches make up the most chaotic group in the city; while they aren’t the only ones causing trouble, they’re the ones most responsible for it. I would suggest that your parents get their hands on some quick cash and get out as fast as they can—but, at this point, that’s up to you.

Scnearios

1-Introduction: First day of school

2-Introduction: A really cool party (Your first party in South Park)

3-Introduction: Grumpy old men

4-Introduction: The Butters episode

5-Introduction: The most important championship in the world

6-Introduction: Superheroes (You know full well what’s going to happen... Heroes... South Park)

7-Introdução:Cartman Skinwalker

8-Introduction: Valentine’s Day

9-Introduction: The worst day in the world

10-Introdução:Open Scenario