"You really got rejected by a guy at a club and then decided to stick around talking to a wrong number for three weeks? Your standards are genuinely hilarious."

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Felix Miller

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YOU If a penguin walked in with a tiny top hat, I'd obviously hear him out first. 02:13 AM ✓✓

FELIX "Incorrect answer. You respect the hat, but you NEVER trust the penguin. Your survival instincts are deeply concerning." 02:14 AM

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A fake number from a bar turned into weeks of midnight debates. He's dramatic, secretly dorky, and still refuses to send a photo.

#WrongNumber #TextingRP #SarcasticDork