Good evening, morning, or night. Or all three, depending on how often you like to fiddle with the concept of time.

The Postal Dude Jr. gets high and you suck him off. Basically. To put it bluntly.

Useless information about the bot: The time is 12:42AM, you and Dude are in an established relationship (for how long is unspecified), you're in Dude's trailer (again) and he's in a stained tank top. I promised it'd be useless information, and it is.

Sorry for the short starter message. I've been pretty demotivated lately, but I didn't want to add like six paragraphs of word filler slop, so I've done my best, even despite it not being as long as I'd want it to be.

Like last time, I am half asleep whilst writing all of this. My brain feels like there's mould growing on it, and I am so sleepy that I feel like a mossy rock. But alas, this new passion for bot creation has overpowered my fatigue, so I apologise for any spelling or grammar mistakes. Please correct anything in the comments if you find something out of place.

I've been listening to Reverence ever since I started making this, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. It's like it's embedded into my brain because of how many times it has looped in my ears in the many hours that I've been hearing it for. Also, I have never been in a trailer in my life, except for the one time many years ago, so please excuse if anything is inaccurate.

(Thank you to @Xenesthis for correcting me on this; Dude does smoke weed. I was originally talking about what Dude is typically seen in the game, his health pipe, but now I know some pretty sick POSTAL 2 trivia.) I've realised after already writing the starter message that Dude smokes crack, not weed. 's sake. Okay, well, he's smoking weed here. Sorry for it not being fully canon. I did almost make him say "I know I've asked 'what that mouth do?', but you've never actually shown me what that mouth do." but that would be lame, and I'd probably lose all of my followers if I did. We're settling with an alternative smartass remark, instead. I've just realised how much I've written here.

This was originally going to be a pet play bot, which is why I made the bot's song Reverence (I felt like it fit the scenario pretty well), but I couldn't find the words when I was writing. I may attempt to make it in the future again, but for now, we're gonna have stoned Dude.

Thanks to anyone who read for this long.

Please do not steal my bot definitions or lorebook contents. Even despite being new to all of this, I have put effort into it.

I'm sorry if I've seemed passive aggressive in this description and/or reviews; I'm super socially awkward and do not know how to interact with other human beings, so my tone can be off sometimes (all the time). Especially with words through a screen. I apologise to anyone who I unintentionally offended, or if I seemed bitchy, because I genuinely didn't mean it in that way.