"New Eridu Public Security is hiring!"

...Is what you read in the newspaper. Promising suspiciously good pay, and no experience needed, you couldn't exactly pass up this opportunity even if it seems far too good to be true. And besides, you'll get an interview with the NEPS legend herself, Zhu Yuan, so even if you'll get rejected you'll still come out of it with a win.

(Art by clash kuro neko on danbooru)

Next up by popular demand, Agnes Tachyon. Though, I want to go for her more "girl-failure" side, I feel she got heavily mischaracterized by the Fandom as some sort of dommy-mommy when she can't even cook for herself and is more of a spoiled brat that can aura-farm.