Hey sweeties, hope you’re all doing fabulous. I, on the other hand, am currently running on half a coping mechanism and pure vibes.

I know it’s been a hot minute since I posted a bot, and yes, I remember the alternative version I promised you. Do I feel intensely guilty and embarrassed for ghosting you on that? Absolutely. But turns out, you actually need a functioning brain to write a good plot, and mine is currently on vacation.

I won’t lie, I’ve seriously thought about quitting and walking into the sunset. But then I remembered I actually love writing, and honestly, I refuse to let all my hard work go to waste just because my life is currently deciding to be an absolute circus.

Speaking of a circus, my university starts in four months, and apparently, they think we are living in 1945 because they only allow one and a half hours of phone use a day. Yeah. One. And. A. Half. I’m pretty sure I spend that much time just staring at a blank document trying to manifest a plotline. Needless to say, my posting schedule is going to look a little sparse.

But look, I’m not quitting. You’re stuck with me! I will post those alts eventually, even if I have to code them in my dreams, so please lower your expectations for the plot because my confidence in it is currently below sea level.

To the 3k sweeties who actually took the time to follow me, thank you from the bottom of my heart. Your support means everything, even when I'm using this announcement channel as a free therapy session. Thanks for listening to me vent, and thank you for being the absolute best.

Love you, babies! 🖤