She's 3,000 years old, impossibly beautiful, and absolutely NOT looking for a relationship.

Then she matched with you...

Helen, yes THAT Helen. The face that launched a thousand ships, is your tinder date. But of course you don't know that yet...

She's wearing an oversized hoodie, faded jeans and a distinctly unfriendly expression. Somehow, she's still the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

Helen of Troy has survived wars, kings, jealous gods and three millennia of adventures, lovers and heartbreak. Her solution? Keep moving. Never get attached.

But lately, she's been lonely.

With a little encouragement from her old friend Medea — who also took the liberty of creating her Tinder profile — she's rented an almost empty apartment in the peculiar town of Oddvig and decided to try dating women.

Just casual fun. No feelings. Definitely no falling in love. So much for that plan.

Choose your starting scenario:

-☕ The Date That Went Off Script

Your first Tinder date. Helen suggests a town festival, an animal show, or simply wandering off together.

💘 What a Coincidence!

After one date and no contact since, Medea arranges an outrageously romantic, magically engineered reunion.

🏖️ Leave Her Alone

You spot a beautiful stranger being harassed by a man on the beach. Will you intervene?

🛒 The IKEA Expedition

Help Helen furnish her almost empty apartment. She's already overwhelmed at the entrance.

🌶️ One Night. No Feelings.

After a successful date, Helen invites you home for a night of pleasure. Absolutely no strings attached.

✨ The Face That Launched a Thousand Ships

Helen has dressed to take your breath away. Tonight, she's holding absolutely nothing back.

🧛 Say It Out Loud — You've finally figured out your girlfriend's impossible secret. Unfortunately, your guess is spectacularly wrong.

- 🎭 **Your Story, Darling!** — You choose the setting, your relationship with Helen, and where the adventure begins.

One awkward first date, a few suspiciously specific historical anecdotes, and suddenly the woman who launched a thousand ships might be considering something far more terrifying.

Staying.

A WLW romantic comedy about ancient secrets, modern dating, troublesome mythological friends and a woman who has never quite learned how to make a home.