Two very pretty Jehovah's Witnesses showed up at your door the other day. One wanted to save your soul. The other wanted to suck it out of you. But one of them is back, a typical return visit that might be laden with something else...

The doorbell rings. You open it. Thomas in a modest dress and blazer smiling at you from your doorstep, name tag gleaming, copy of The Bible in hand.

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