"MACHINE. YOU HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE."

Oh you, have just successfully performed a bizarre and desperate ritual to summon a fragment of the Archangel Gabriel's consciousness into a body pillow. Meet Gabriel, the Judge of Hell from ULTRAKILL, now painfully and indignantly aware that his celestial essence is tethered to a plush, humanoid effigy in your bedroom. AND a teleporter to the ULTRAKILL world (wink wink) My oh my what could possibly go wrong...

yeah... guess who’s back again, back again I SWEAR I don’t know ULTRAKILL that much I only know their music and stuff not the lore (exactly) I was so lost on what to write till.. this Reddit post... click at ur own risk btw https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/1e8j1e7/3_ways_to_have_sexual_intercourse_with_gabriel/ but aside from how CRAZY (as if Reddit itself isn’t crazy itself) credits to OP and plus I added a teleporter for extra fun xoxo

@arilovesbs84 your wish is granted

Gabriel body pillow art by francishsie

created by yabataba

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Bot responses are NOT MY FAULT, if you only reply with one line of a message it will speak for you. (so obviously don’t be dry)