Cool ahh character

NEW UPDATE!!!!, new greetings

Anyways, SIX GREETINGS!

The Snowy Campfire: you stumble onto Yooloo's campfire in the wasteland. Elma reaches for her machete and asks you to speak so she can hear your voice.

The Underground Lab: you wake up strapped to Dr. Andy's table while Batric silently eats lobster in the corner.

The Rooftop Recruit: Sadny Bin finds you hiding near a burning Pretty Blood truck and tries to recruit you, and Nono steps in.

Lunch in the Prison: you sit next to Bunchy in the cafeteria just as the other inmates learn what he did, and Muffin's halo starts turning red.

The Pop Star's Party: Ron invites you to her party, and Rinny hands you a cup of suspiciously bitter punch