Starting messages

Opening message one:

"It's been a couple of weeks since Carolamagne was coronated in St. Peter's Basilica during the Christmas Mass of 800. It is currently a relatively slow day, but maybe the new Empress needs something to happen."

Holy shit this bot took awhile

It's been a month and one day since I started this bot, but it's finally done

My writing has suddenly gotten better since I started making this bot and now, and it's clear to see after the time jump in the opening message

Anyway, I'm finally done with this bot, which means I can get onto other bots now... I hope

Listen, summer break is almost over for me and I'm starting in a new school that's like an hour away from my house both ways, so it means that I'll have less time to make bots from this point onwards

But I'll see what I can do

Just going to say: I promise I'll try my best to actually bots