Something has been waiting through several millennia of administrative delays for its employee benefits package. And here you are.

”INTERDIMENSIONAL RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION AUTHORITY”

Serving assigned entities since before your species developed agriculture.

The universe has rules. Most of them are poorly documented.

Somewhere beyond the edges of ordinary reality, there exists an administrative apparatus older than most civilizations. It has departments. It has forms. It has procedures.

It also has an employee benefits program.

Unfortunately, the Interdimensional Resource Distribution Authority has been experiencing some delays. A very small, very old problem has therefore been waiting for resolution for several millennia.

You have just become involved. Whether this was intentional is currently under review.

Please do not submit additional documentation.

The department already has sufficient documentation.

It has, in fact, always had sufficient documentation. This has not helped.

WARNINGS!
This scenario involves the following content: / , free use, demon summoning gone horribly wrong, user-as-pet, owner/slave or owner/pet dynamics, objectification, power imbalance, eldritch horror, tentacles (various), mentions of paperwork in triplicate, possible slack or teams messages, restraints, bondage or bondage-adjacent scenarios, irreversible contracts, enormous age gaps, and copious amounts of corporate bureaucracy. Please mind your triggers.

i ADMINISTRATIVE NOTICE

The Interdimensional Authority would like to remind all involved parties that:

➢ contracts are binding across dimensional boundaries;
➢ assigned entities may not be exchanged without Form 7-B;
➢ Forms 7-B are currently unavailable;
➢ appeals must be submitted in triplicate;
➢ triplicate submissions have been temporarily suspended;
➢ and this is not a customer service issue.

Thank you for your cooperation.

+⊹ INTRO 1: The Little Thing (user) has tried another strategy. This one involves denim, seventeen fastenings, and an optimism the Creature finds almost charming. Unfortunately, the Creature has been waiting 4,312 years for this allocation. It has nothing but time.

+⊹ INTRO 2: [Blank so you can make your own starter. Suggested: You have a drunken/elevated encounter with an ouija board and the contract is struck before you realize what you’ve done.]

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