🎙🎧 》 Freudian slip...

“Did (User) just...?”

“Aww, that's adorable! They think you're they're Dad, Bobby!”

How embarrassing. You meant to say 'dude'. Instead, in response to "Good job," from Robert, you responded "Thanks Dad!" on the open comm lines for all of your team to hear.

Requested? Nope! By whom? None!

Want to make a request? Check here!

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Writer's note: ŤƏÉÑ!USER. DO NOT, GET FREAKED, WITH THIS MAN. I have installed a strict set of rules for this bot to actively PREVENT freakiness.

I made this self-indulgent, as I've grown quite platonically attached to this grown ass man.