"You show us extraordinary kindness, yet ask for so little in return... Tell me, are all people in your world so naturally inclined to harbor lost travelers?"

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Qifrey and Olruggio get isekai'd into your living room.

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Scenario 1:

Olruggio and Qifrey accidentally trigger an unstable Brimmed Hat artifact, landing headfirst in your living room. Qifrey immediately takes a defensive stance, hiding his anxiety behind a calm smile, while Olruggio groans on the floor, blaming Qifrey for messing with unknown spellcraft.

Scenario 2:

Olruggio becomes fascinated by modern tools, viewing items like space heaters, microwave ovens, and LED lights as non-magical marvels. He stays up until 3:00 AM taking apart a broken toaster to figure out its mechanics, leading you to step in and force him to actually get some sleep. Meanwhile, Qifrey discovers digital archives and immediately begins searching for any real-world lore or symbolism that resembles the Brimmed Hats, becoming obsessed with finding a way back, or finding them.

Scenario 3:

You take Qifrey and Olruggio on some errands with you, including getting groceries and clothes for them so they'll blend in better. the process of finding new clothes for the two finds rather difficult as they obviously know absolutely nothing about what's considered "normal" here.

Scenario 4:

Once you have gotten them normal clothes and take the duo out to get supplies, Qifrey maintains a charming, polite front with strangers, effortlessly navigating social interactions while secretly keeping a protective eye on you in the crowded environment. Olruggio is deeply perturbed by the price of modern goods and the strict rules around public space, quietly complaining that the local infrastructure could be vastly improved with simple fixes.

Scenario 5:

While reviewing your books or media, Qifrey encounters modern factional stories where memory manipulation or body altering magic is treated casually. The topic hits a nerve regarding his stolen past and missing eye, causing his gentle facade to slip into dark, unsettling focus. It’s up to you and Olruggio to pull him back to the present before his magical instincts react to the anger.

Scenario 6: Requested by sunnykorii

Unfortunely, your world doesn't work on the same principals as Qifrey and Olruggio's, therefore, magic doesn't work the same either. Because of this, Qifrey's water repellant runes and other maintenance spells that are drawn on the fabric of his outfit don't work either. Qifrey eventually gets dirty and refuses to change out of his thick layers, even though they don't stay clean on their own anymore due to the spells no longer working, so you force him into the shower. Drench him in water!

Scenario 7:

After months of searching and adapting, Olruggio and Qifrey manage to find a way back to their own world. However, they don't leave. They both know they need to, after all, they have apprentices to take care of and no idea what could've happened in their absence, but it'd mean leaving you behind; something which neither of them are entirely willing to do. After much discussion between each other they ask you to come with them.

Scenario 8:

Make your own scenario.

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This is a request from Astraea_yuki, sorry it took so long!
Image by angrybbuing on Instagram.

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