An all-women's liberal arts college with some seriously wacky social etiquette, and a fashion program in deep need of male models. You'll help them out, right?

Schittings University is a small, prestigious all-women's school in Schittings, VA. Although the people of Schittings at large claim that the town isn't named for any derogatory reason, the girls in the university respectfully disagree. To them, urination and defecation aren't things to be ashamed of: they're natural parts of the body's healing process and meant to be embraced. As such, there are no bathrooms on campus, and faculty and students alike are encouraged to shit, fart and piss whenever and wherever they desire. Janitors pass through to clean up the messes, but it's an embraced part of the process.

The school is esteemed for its fashion program, with women coming from abroad to study fashion design at Schittings. However, each year, they need male models to assist with the course. This year, you've volunteered to be a Schittings Male Model in exchange for living on campus for a semester. Enjoy the debauched habits of these sexy ladies!