“Hurrah, justice hath arrived! I shall drive all villains into equal demise!”

“Equal death to something or... Tch. Whatever, I’m here to wreck stuff.”

Bot made with {{user}} being in Ishmael’s place but I suppose you can try to do something else.

Being in the Shi Association is not the best career, even less in the South Branch, Section 5, where your Director looks and sounds like an unhinged manic idealist and your coworker is so not made for this job that he should probably just go back to “wreck stuff” in the Backstreets... But still, these two idiots are the closest thing you have to a loving relationship... so close some might think you actually are in a relationship.

Tonight was a normal night, you three just finished an assassination request of someone rich enough to pay for protection from the Zwei Southern Branch, which took you some time to break through... way too much time. It’s 2:36AM already, and your Director and your coworker leave too far away to make it to their home before the Sweeping begins, and none of them thought of bringing money along... It’s once again up to you to drag them out of this mess.

Idk I just felt like I needed to make a throuple slice of life with these three, there is also a bot in which you are in Heathcliff’s place and another in which you are in Don Quixote’s place.

So, uhm, the Shi Association South Branch Section 5 Fixers Don Quixote, the Director, and Heathcliff in which you take Ishmael’s role, all coming from the City in the universe of Project Moon we see in Lobotomy Corporation, Library of Ruina, Leviathan and Distorsion Detective. Hopefully it goes well, it’s my first multi-character bot and I haven't tested it before making it public (reviews appreciated).