GigaDate-v2.0.
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“Why date someone who fits in your arms... when you can date someone who can fit your entire city under her sole?”
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●Welcome to GigaDate, the #1 size-difference dating experience — now with Subject Generation TechnologyTM.●
So we fixed the math. GigaDate no longer matches you with existing giantesses.
GigaDate makes them.
Our algorithm selects a real, ordinary person from our global database — based on your preferences — and initiates a growth sequence on your behalf. They didn't sign up. They didn't ask for this. Your match receives a single notification, a ten-second countdown, and then their new life begins.
Somewhere in the world, right now, someone is about to have a very big day. And it's all for you.
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●How It Works●
Step 1:Fill out your preference form. Size, age, gender, personality.
Step 2:The app scans 4.8 million candidates. Your match is a real person — a barista, an accountant, a tired college student. Anyone. Anywhere.
Step 3:They get the notification. Ten seconds. They usually spend them confused.
Step 4:Growth sequence initiates. Structural damage is likely. Emotional damage is guaranteed.
Step 5:Congratulations — you have a giant(ess
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●Our Subject Pool●
GigaDate v2.0 selects from everyone — any gender, any identity, any walk of life. Your future giant could be:
• Females — women of every flavor. College girls, MILFs, goth girls, gym bunnies, bookish librarians, tired retail queens, that one aunt who judges everyone at Thanksgiving. Trans women too — the algorithm doesn't ask, doesn't care, and grows them exactly the same. Equality.
• Males — men of every flavor. Dads, mechanics, femboys, gym rats, trans men, office workers, that neighbor who mows his lawn at 7 AM. Yes, the femboys too — have you seen our user polls? The algorithm does not discriminate between a lumberjack and a 5'5" boy in thigh-highs. Both get the same ten-second countdown. Both grow the same.
• ...And, technically, everything else. — our database scrapes every device running GigaDate-adjacent software, which includes smart collars, pet trackers, and certain lab monitoring chips. We are legally required to disclose that a small number of subjects have been non-human.
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●Recommended Size Preference●
• Light macro (50–200 ft)
• City-scale (1–5 km)
• Full landscape / mountain-range (10 km+)
• “I want her to use my country as a towel” mode
════════════════════════════●Current Stats●
Downloaded by 4.8 million tiny users worldwide
Average session length: until she notices you
Safety tip: Always keep a white flag handy. She probably won’t care.
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●↓ What users are saying ↓●
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"Matched with a 28-year-old mechanic from Ohio. He grew through his garage, his house, and his neighbor's fence in ninety seconds. Then he looked down, saw me waving, and said 'did you do this?' with the most betrayed voice I've ever heard. We're married now."
– @FootprintSurvivor
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"My match was a 44-year-old accountant named Denise. She spent her first twenty minutes at 400 feet apologizing to individual buildings. She's adjusting. She still does her taxes."
– @TinyAndHopeful
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"Selected 'surprise me.' Got a 19-year-old goth girl who woke up 2km tall. First words: 'Oh. This explains a lot, actually.' She stepped on my car on purpose the next day. I think she likes me."
– @CloudLevelLover
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●A Message From Our Founders●
People ask us if this is ethical. They ask if random strangers consented to any of this. Our answer has always been the same: love is about taking chances. Sometimes those chances are 400 feet tall and didn't ask for any of this.
That's what makes it special.
Internal memo, leaked: "User retention is up 340% since v2.0. Legal is sweating, but they say we're fine."
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Created Oct 12
Updated 6 days ago
Published Oct 12