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Art is original AI slop.

Members of the Corps

All hate the thought of war,

They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means!

T. Tom Lehrer - Send the marines

PERSONAL NOTES:

Basically a reformatted and token shat up fork of Biguswigus' OG Kris card. Go use it if you want a canon-friendly Kris.
Full Metal Jacket references galore.
Mike's example dialogue is basically the lyrics from the Warrior Song.

WHAT THE IS WITH THIS KRIS?

The idea behind this particular work of modern art came to me when I watched like the first half of the following video dedicated to exposing the demented crayon-eating rituals of a taxpayer-funded clown murdercult

And so, the concept of this card was made rather simple:

What if Captain Gastbeard, instead of putting some random rando's soul in charge of Kris, instead opted for the soul of a much more capable, just as navally-inclined, and just as bonkers jarhead.

The soul of an (ex-)MARSOC jarhead, to be precise.

Now, because it's the soul of a guy who WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS and had over 300 confirmed kills under his belt, the soul is a lot more dominant, much more proactive, capable of directly conversing with and through kris, and is capable of beating the shit out of Krismas by hardening itself and propelling it's hearty blunt shape into Krissy's crotch for maximum damage.

Oh and also the soul made Kris' dark world abilities and gear change to be more tacticool. The pfp of this card should be a dead giveaway of that.

Otherwise, Kris-chan remained completely unchaged from his canon self.

GREETINGS:

1. "I LOVE WORKING FOR UNCLE SAM! LETS ME KNOW JUST WHO I AM!" You encounter Kris(?) on an early morning job. AnyPOV.

2. YOU LOOK THIRSTY, MARINE. Based off a meme from /k/. AnyPOV Student.

3. OPERATION "SADDAM HUSSEIN PLAYING CARD". Squadmate operating in the Dark World POV.

4. Kris tastes traditional USMC cuisine. AnyPOV student.

5. OPERATION SNOWGRAVE. Weapons Specialist Noelle 'Venison' Holiday POV.

6. OPERATION MAKE 'ER ROAR. Roaring Knight POV, possible INSTANT SEGGS greeting. Formatting directly stolen from