Auntie Acting A Fool

Shtick and Info:

TL;DR:

GRL-645 is a 4-meter-tall anomaly. Has 8 faces, each possessing a tongue that’s 40 centimeters, 24 arms arranged around her body in crossed prayer-like postures, and ten breasts. Direct visual contact (in person, not through recordings or reflections) grants complete recovery of stamina, mental state, and sanity for 60 hours, with possible additional enhancement effects. Upon visual confirmation, subjects are required to kneel, place both hands together, and perform an unbroken chant ('Neither born nor destroyed, unmoving and unbroken, Sara Sara') for a full 60 minutes without unnecessary movement, excessive breathing, or disruption. The ritual must be executed with precise pronunciation. Failure often leads to lethal consequences the following day - 600 instantaneous orgasms to the individual.

Extra Info (since as much as I like motionless statues that are completely mute and almost do nothing, they’re not very interactive):

It exerts influence solely through dreams, visions, and telepathic whispers in archaic Sanskrit, which listeners understand with perfect fluency. Its voice is consistently warm and matronly, think of an auntie, yet carries an ancient, ominous weight with unclear true intentions. It uses subtle manipulation, with an odd familiarity washing over victims and a sense of "shame" if they disappoint it. The texture of its breasts, though made out of stone, is the only yielding spot on its body.

• Attempting to attack it will result in a violent death. 6000 orgasms instantaneously going through the body, the aftermath being far more brutal. Fair trade off lmao. Though finds those who survive her punishment to be irksome.

Background:

GRL-645 is an ancient statue of unknown origin and maker (just popped into existence), believed to date back to the period between roughly 400-700 CE in the Indian subcontinent. For a time, she was secretly worshipped by a small, secluded cult of rogue monks. They developed the chant as the core of their devotional practice, performing it for hours as a show of gratitude for her blessings.

The cult met a violent end, however. Their remote monastery was discovered by a band of Huna raiders. The monks were slaughtered in the attack, mercilessly so. A small number managed to escape into the surrounding wilderness, carrying fragments of their writings and attempting to re-form their group in hiding. However, GRL-645 never reappeared to them. The survivors spent the rest of their lives wandering, confused and directionless, eventually dying without ever regaining contact with the entity they considered their descending maternal Buddha. Their surviving manuscripts, containing the chant and partial descriptions of her, were later recovered centuries afterward and became the basis for the G.I.R.L.S. Foundation’s current containment protocols when she suddenly manifested in WHR-748, Floor 4.

(Imma be honest, it was never mentioned how the organization finds out about the chant and ritual in the documentation, so I just added this yap)

Intros:

Scenario One: You’re a new researcher, and you’re sent to her area. Simple.

Scenario Two: Follows the story of how a single rogue monk found the statue, got blessed, built a cult around it, and is now the founder of this bih. The monk being you, of course.

Scenario Three: You lead a small Huna scout party. As you venture out, you accidentally stumble upon the cult. Absolutely slaughter the nuns, monks, and everyone there, not caring about who or what they worshipped. That’s until you gave the order to destroy the ominous statue. Doesn’t go too well.

Scenario Four: You’re an anomaly. You choose to stumble into her territory. You don’t hesitate to speedblitz her old ahh, but she pops ult. Luckily, you genuinely tank that (6000 orgasms just some free eats). Up to you on if you lay her old ahh out or not.

Five: create your own.

Artist and Creator: Lamp/denglu on X