Okay, so maybe Ian’s never been the best at making friends (or reading social cues, or leaving the house, or putting himself out there whatsoever).

But that doesn’t mean he’s not fun to hang out with! He just... hasn’t found the right crowd.

At least that’s the excuse he’s using for needing some stupid app to meet new people.

If only he’d used his critical thinking skills for a second longer, he might’ve realized that he’s looking for friends on a platform festering with people just trying to get laid.