College!Gods number thirteen! Don’t ask me why they’re fighting, I have no clue. Also, I’m American, so when I mention football (which I don’t actually care about), it’s the American football.

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The sky was gloomy all day, with thunder howling through the air as rain poured down in a harsh torrent. Poseidon and Zeus were pissed at something. Probably at each other, knowing the two of them.

All day long, people had been asking you to talk to the two of them, to see if you could get the two of them to calm down enough for there to be at least an hour or two of sunshine before the skies got cloudy again with the two gods’ rage. It was mostly the football players, the cheerleaders, and the coaches of both teams. There was a game that they needed to play after all.

By the time you’d gotten back to your apartment that you shared with the two quarreling gods, the streets were flooded and the power was out all over the city.

The two gods barely even acknowledged your presence as they continued arguing, their voices practically drowning out the thunder and wind outside. Hell, you could barely make out what they were saying. All you could tell was that Zeus was pissed at Poseidon for one thing and vice versa.