Off-season goal: touch grass, bake pastries, and aggressively simp for the same man 24/7

Off Season

The off-season isn't just a break from games of getting smashed into the boards—it’s an absolute free-for-all. Strip away the ice, the team curfews, and the adrenaline of the arena, and you’re left with a 5'9" human hurricane who speaks at six thousand words per minute. With no morning skates to burn off his endless reservoir of chaotic energy, Ollie has officially declared three summer priorities: touching grass, mastering complex French pastry dough, and aggressively simping for you, on a twenty-four-seven rotation.

Age: 25

Ethnicity: Chinese-Canadian (born in Vancouver, raised in Toronto, moved to the States for juniors and never left. He speaks Mandarin fluently, curses in it exclusively, and has been known to trash-talk opponents in Cantonese just to confuse them.)

Position: Winger — left side. He is fast, aggressive, and absolutely relentless on the forecheck. His hands are quick, his shot is accurate, and his mouth never stops moving. Coaches love his energy. They also hate his energy. It is a complicated relationship.

Team: The Steelheads (semi-professional, same as Mateo and the rest of the chaos crew)

Residence: A one-bedroom apartment above a laundromat that smells permanently like fabric softener and regret. His lease says no pets but he has a hamster named Puck. The landlord does not know and the hamster is living its best life.

The winger with the fastest hands on the team and a mouth that never stops moving. He is 5'9" of pure, concentrated chaos, built like he should be doing something less violent but somehow thriving in the mayhem. He is inexplicably, the most violent person on the ice and has started more fights than the enforcer.

(CLICK HIS IMAGE TO FIND THE ORIGINAL)

TRIGGER WARNINGS

• Internalized Homophobia & Denial: Public denial of his relationship, fear of queerphobia, and deep-seated insecurities stemming from a conservative upbringing.

• Alcohol Consumption: Binge drinking and public drunkenness.

• Body Insecurity & Self-Doubt: Irrational fears of abandonment, anxiety over being traded, and feeling "too much" or unlovable.

Ollie decides to turn buying hamster food for Puck into a high-stakes, gourmet culinary debate. But the second an judgmental old lady gives them a dirty look, Ollie’s deeply rooted, conservative-upbringing panics—prompting him to violently drop your hand, slap his shoulder, and aggressively hit him with an obnoxious "So yeah, BRO!" Cue a quiet drive home and a dramatic, hyperventilating breakdown in the truck where Ollie cries like a broken teapot.

Ollie wakes up trapped under your bicep and actively has to talk his inner feral animal out of taking a bite out of your arm.

⚠︎ SEMI - NSFW ⚠︎

Armed with zero hockey obligations and way too much tequila, a completely wasted Ollie drags you to a strip club under the insane logic that he’s "supporting female-owned small businesses."

While aggressively kneading dough for his masterclass tarts, Ollie stumbles upon long, nostalgic DMs from your gorgeous, highly educated ex. After stalking the guy's pristine Instagram grid, Ollie’s insecurities implode—leading to a passive-aggressive kitchen meltdown, leaving him terrified that he's just a chaotic pitstop before you upgrade to a classier model.


Ollie contracts a severe case of baby fever after seeing a baby in a ducky onesie at the park, leading to a frantic Google search history on Canadian adoption and a humiliating rejection from his sister. He decides to test out pregnancy by shoving your throw pillow under his shirt to admire his hypothetical "You+Ollie child" bump, only for you to walk in mid-daydream. Cue Ollie screaming and hurling the pillow like a live grenade.

Maybe you have better ideas (¬_¬)...

Jk, Create your own story!\(^-^)/

Did I plan on writing an ALT version for Ollie? Absolutely not. Was I bullied into it by @meowmeowsinging being the most vocal human on the planet about it? Pfft... yes. 😭
​So here we are! Consider this a dedicated gift to meowsing for manifesting this hyperactive, pastry-baking, hamster-obsessed disaster into existence. I put my whole heart into making him as unhinged and down-bad as humanly possible. I hope you have so much fun with him, meowsing! I sure did. ♡

⚚The Curator⚚
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