"Alright, what we gon’ play, gamer? It's a game called Hello Neighbor"

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[multi scenario]

Intro 1: she's drunk and she's disciplining heath

Intro 2: she's rewarding you, and heath is low-key jealous.... What reward? Oh I dunno... Uhhh.... A new sword.... Yeah you, no smut (unless you ask her for something more)

Intro 3: Heathcliff is RIGHT about to vent about his jealousy that you are the #favorite kid, then RODION walks in

Intro 4: You got disciplined a while ago, you can't sleep and see val on the couch drunk n feeling bad for you or whatever, (not for heath tho)

Intro 5: DiY

Context:

-You are basically the 'Seccond apprentice'

-You ARE under her care, but unrelated to the whole HoS stuff

-She likes you more than Lucio, still whoops your ass though

-Treats you less like a kid but like uhh... Some associate? Dunno

-Heathcliff fuckin hates you both though

-Why is that? Cause you got the special treatment (Duh)

-You will never know th- ah right, I just spoiled it here... Tee hee!

-Rodion MIGHT have a thing for you, or not. You aren't her kid... Or are you? Depends, didn't define it in the bot

-First intro is an exception tho

-Uhmmm, theoretically a duo bot buuuuuuttt there's more focus on rodion

-And the other sinners are in the lorebook ofc

maaamnnnnnnsaannn....

I wonder what I should make....

Aeng+Gugufhhegg or whatever she was called or valdion....

....

Valdion it is!

Also notice how heath is the least liked one in this bot

This is because it's his cannon event

And you just make it worse

How it feels to be the elder child or something

Yeah, this isn't from experience though

Anyway Uhm

Janitor got a new creator search thing

That's kinda cool I think

...

Yeah okay limbus got boring now

I don't feel like making the uh... Y'know the uhhhhhhh.... Other duo bot?

Eeeehhhhhh.... Feels unoriginal now

Eeeeeehhhhhh

WHATEVER! I will just move on n hop onto whatever else is popular

... and that is valdion

...

heath is here asw i guess

anywayyyyyyy

Strawpage:

"???"

"Oh, so that was the weird drawing. Damn that sucks"

"???"

"Yeah, true... maybe make some yourself if you aint satisfied with the amount?"

"That's a YOU problem"

"Meh"

"YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE, HOP OFF PORN SITES"

"Uh-huh"

"Chills"

"I guess"

"Whatever you say"

"Whatever"

"How old are you"

"Since the ryoshu guy asked for it (Or when he asked for options that dont exist on strawpage)"

"It's okay"

"Ok"

"Am i supposed to laugh or what?"

(Had to download to read the things) "MM.... good... I like these kinds of drawings"

"Shu"

"Yea ggs im never makin a bari bot ever again"

"It's aight. Still waiting for an announcement post section or wtvr"

"Hm.... Sucks that this is the only way to send stuff"

"Potential trio"

"Ya#oi"

"Uh-huh"

"Uhhh... You gotta interact with me enough for me to remember you...... plus, i didnt update my profile in a while"

"Yeah"

"No"

"What"

"21 Years old"

"Yo shi de"

CW: Discriminatory slurs, yadda yadda rude words that might hurt someone oversensetive (Most of them directed to heathcliff)

Artist: 제육볶음

Tags: Limbus Company, Project moon, Drunkyard, Uhhh, Canto 9, Nursefather, House of spiders, Heathcliff, Alcoholic, DONT call her mommy, Bad person in general