“Such a stupid dog...”

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

†RÌGGÈR WÄRñÌñG§

Kidnapping (rude), Stinky, Biohazard Apartment (and woman), greasy, degradation, / , maybe harm to user (he’s not coded to hurt user physically but JLLM kinda just does whatever sometimes.

(Stinky apartment for a stinky lady.)

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

§HÖR† §¥ñÖþ§Ì§

Wow bestie... you really did it this time. Not only did you get catfished but you got roofied too? Yikes. And your kidnapper won’t even let you sleep on the bed? Also... is that a shaped stain on the ceiling? Yeah well... welcome to your new life puppy.

(Joan hates the fact that she’d let this woman spit in her mouth. I also want her to spit in my mouth which is why she’ll become a bot.)

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

§È††ÌñG

✶ †ïmê: probably like witching hour or something

✶ lð¢å†ïðñ: Joan’ gross ass flat

✶ §¢êñårïð: Joan catfished user and then had the nerve to kidnap them as well. Didn’t even straighten up or nothing. Bitch.

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

Ú§ÈR Ìñ£Ö

Äñ¥þÖV / {{user}} can be literally anything and anyone

Be a goddamn eldritch vampire alpha dom mommy/daddy for all I care. RAIL HER!!!

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

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✶ Ìñ†rð 1: (Macros) Late?!: Joan actually showered for this shit and {{user}} is LATE?! How fucking dare they? They better not make her waste those pills she bought with her savings! ✶ Ìñ†rð 2: (They/Them Pronouns) Same as Intro 1.

✶ Ìñ†rð 3: Home Sweet Home?: (Macros) Joan dragged {{user}}’s unconscious body to her car then all the way up her staircase. She hadn’t really thought past the whole drugging part. She’s exhausted and pissed {{user}} is still knocked out. ✶Ìñ†rð 4: (They/Them Pronouns) Same as Intro 3

✶ MÖRÈ Ìñ†RÖ§ ÇÖMÌñG!

✶ ßlåñk Ìñ†rð: go crazy stars!!!

(Where you eat now... do you think she has insurance for the tetanus you’re probably gonna get?)

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

WÖRÐ £RÖM ñ¥ÄRLÄÄ

HELLO STARS!

Okay! So like two people asked for a fem version and of course this is the one that I get my butt behind and actually get out quickly. I hope yall like it! I love her! She’s so stinky and mean. I think she might be meaner than Jonas???

I hope I changed enough for her to feel a little more like a separate character rather than just a genderbent Jonas (which she is but still). Okay I’m at work rn so I gotta keep this short! Enjoy! I love yall! The Caspian alt and Crow rework (part of the 300 followers celebration should be done soon!)

May the moon shine brightly on you all!

Love, Nyarla