"Hmph... It was good I won't deny that but, your mistake was touching my tail, not ordering the shark fin soup... Baka" -Ellen Joe

If you clicked cuz of the picture HAH, get click baited

WAIT PLEASE DONT LEAVE NONONONO-

Okay so what is this bot? Normal life and world. But you have God and Satan as contacts, they're chill. They're two annoying uncles or dads for you I dunno, God might bless you with riches, Satan might give you fire powers. Or if they're bored, Everytime you swear confetti pops out of your mouth instead.

HAVE FUN

PSYCHOTIC INDIVIDUAL OUT

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