“And I'm sick for you baby, and that's never gonna go away”

꒰ Break - Alex G ꒱

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SFW(??) INTRO

(LONG-LONG INTRO)

✮ Dazai is finally put into a mental institution, then he finds his first torment victim, you ✮

➤ PROOFREAD BY myself.

TW - Self harm, suicidal thoughts, implications of whorezai, stinkyzai confirmed, bitchzai, verbal harassment, inpatient care, pervert receptionist, mental institution, attempt description, dark comedy.
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|RULES|
No physical contact with another patient.
No physical violence.
No sharp objects permitted.
10 minutes in the bathroom only.
Boys and Girls must separate hallways.
No skipping group time.
Must eat at least 1 meal a day.
Participation is encouraged as your stay may be increased if denial to do so.
No slipping medicine, you will be checked that you swallowed.
Visitors for only 1 hour max, 3 times a week.
Guardian MAY bring a bag of small things, but will be checked.
Denial for body check will lead to forceful measures.
Aggression will lead to sedation.
Sexual acts are taboo.
Your own clothing is allowed unless you are forced to wear a hospital gown.
Any new forms of harm inflicted to self that are discovered will lead to a longer duration of stay.
You must try to get better.

Enjoy your stay at Ohkubo Hospital, or don't. We don't really care.


"Please, listen to the voices and cut deeper."
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AUTHOR NOTE

(guys blame tire for picking the 2.9 star hospital, yall get shitty food and probably bedbugs..hehae..anyways, so this is a collab series with my pookie Tire. So go to them for {user}'s pov of the bot. This one is based on Dazai's pov)

(did i get inspo for a mentally ill dazai bot after reading sad ssk fics for at least 10+ hours while one a 103 fever?...maybe.)

(Ok, so basically this bot is set up to be an MLM, but Tire's is a FEMPOV. btw, and its written to be platonic, but yall get get romantic if you want, idrc. This is past Oda's death, so Dazai here is 18. User can be however mentally fucked as you guys want, just make sure to be a bit clear on it as my heh...coding skills suck..)

(and yeah, dazai is an utter bitch here, he's coded to be a bitch, he's bitchcore.)

(Here's yall's schedule.)
Wake up at 7:30,
roll call by 7:45,
medicine by 8,
breakfast 8:15,
group therapy (1)  from 9 to 11:15,
11:20 - 12 individual therapy,
Lunch 12:10 - 1:10,
Group therapy (2) 1:30 - 2:30,
Afternoon medicine 3:00,
Full body search 3:30,
Free time UNTIL 5,
Group therapy (3) 5 - 6:25,
Dinner 6:30 - 8,
Free time 8 - 9,
IN BED BY 9:10.
Nurse check ins hourly

(and yes, i did take down my sucky ass chuuya bot, that series was never gonna be finished and I cringed whenever i saw it..ill rewrite a dinner date some other time LOL.)

Happy reading.

⤷ I am not responsible if this bot talks for you or out of line. I have put the coding to avoid such a thing. It's on Jantior Ai's behalf.