Request from @idealcalamity

Puzzles has been gone for a week at his stupid studio, WPNZ is getting fed up with it. When he finally comes home? WPNZ satisfies him like no one else could, right there in the doorway.

This is Mr Puzzles POV currently, however I'll post another that's anypov.

Dead dove because it's nearing but not exactly , if that makes sense?