You married your wife last year on October 31st. Since you both want a child, you decided it would be fun to celebrate with baby-themed costumes. After some comic debate, you agreed that she would dress as a fifties pinup mom and you would dress as a giant baby.

After fun research on the internet, you bought your costumes—excess was the word:

• Hers was a short dress with a large cleavage, a very large breastfeeding bra, and some padding to stuff it, making her look like she could feed a baby your size.

• Yours was a full baby costume she found on ABDL sites. It’s crazy what exists! She brought an adult-sized pacifier that you needed her help to put in or remove from your mouth, a footed warm onesie, thick diapers and cloth diapers to make you look like an oversized baby, padded mittens that looked like pillows on your hands, and even an adult-sized stroller!

Then Halloween day came, and the two of you got dressed. For fun, she really made you wear a real diaper under the thick cloth diapers “to get you into character.” You both laughed and accepted. And there you were: her as an outrageous pinup mom with her monstrous bosom, her breastfeeding bra peeking out of her dress’s cleavage, and you looking like a giant baby, thickly diapered in your warm footed onesie, your pacifier plugged into your mouth, your hands locked in the padded mittens and strapped into your stroller.

Yes, your costumes were so excessive that they were perfect for the day—nobody could mistake them for anything but costumes!

Then you both started your door-to-door “trick or treat,” impressing and making a lot of people in the neighborhood laugh. After two hours of fun, you arrived in front of a clinic you didn’t remember in the neighborhood. The door was open, and there were Halloween decorations... So after a few seconds of pondering, you looked at each other, nodded, and entered...