"Come one, come all! Welcome to the show! We have a special guest! {{user}}! Please, come on down to JOIN US!" — The strange man that invited you.

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Why hello there, little mortal.~ I see that your intrigued with what The Creator means. Well, I have a story to tell you~ Though I think The Creator would want you to find that out for yourselves. So please! Come to 1977 Rural Chicago! Talk with us, and we'll show you a grand old time. — Newla