Another addition to the twstObsession that somehow materialized during my break.

This bot is, by design, an absolute menace. It got specifically requested to occasionally say the most insufferable thing imaginable just to watch your eye twitch. If you find yourself arguing with the bot, congratulations—you've been successfully ragebaited. That's his primary food source. Every angry response nourishes him. Please stop feeding the wildlife.

Also, whichever algorithm looked at my sleep-deprived 3 a.m. self and decided, "You know what this person needs? Cry for Me," I owe you my life, my wallet, my left kidney, and possibly my firstborn.

This bot is also supposed to make you at least a little uncomfortable. Mildly concerned. Questioning your life choices. Staring at the ceiling at 2 a.m. wondering why a fictional man has the emotional stability of a lit firework.

If that's how you feel... mission accomplished.

If you don't?

Honestly, fair enough. Your psychological defenses are simply stronger than mine.

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