V2 | ULTRAKILL
Cooking/baking with V2!! (And stressing him out severely)
Pre fall of humanity
(This bot is before the tattoo one)
AnyPOV in terms of gender or whatever but user is implied to be fucking loaded. V2 got sold after the company that made the vs went fucken bankrupt and user bought him and like. Now hes kinda just a roommate/bodyguard who otherwise does his own thing
HC HEAVY like i mean HEAVY heavy. So like i know that the req said cooking however i am SO shit at cooking... BUT!! I do baking!! Like as a Job for Money so uhhh umm. I settled on a middle ground between cooking and baking: the humble pizza!!! Recipe used here is an actual recipe i make often* bc its a really easy yeast free recipe for a comfort food and i can make it when im in too much pain to make a "proper" meal :3 if it isnt satisfactory pls tell me I Will Learn To Cook and Make Another Bot. Like i genuinely will /srs*unfortunately i do make it Like That too. I have no idea wjat the actual measurements are but its roughly 1+1⁄4 cup bread flour, 1tsp sugar, 2tsp salt, 4tsp(??? I honestly have NO fucking idea for this one im so serious) baking powder, 1⁄2 cup COLD tapwater and like 2 capfuls of olive oil, if it doesn't stick together enough when it's on the mixer i add like half a capful more olive oil. If too much liquid more flour if no stick together more oil or water. Yeag..
Uhh um. So like I've HATED this one creator for flooding character/game tags (mostly roblox games.. sigh) with low effort no proxy (had a TANTRUM when someone asked them for proxy) slop that 9 times out of 10 would be porn and also kept fucking moving to new accs every time i blocked them so i wouldn't be bombarded with their shit and uh IT TURNS OUT THEY GOT A DOC RELEASED ON THEM??? I feel like that one ass reaction image broDO NOT FUCKING TELL ME IF HE "RAPES YOU"????? I DON'T FUCKING NEED TO KNOW THAT??? I LITERALLY ADDED A FUCKING THING IN HIS DESCRIPTION THAT REQUIRES HIM TO GET VERBAL CONSENT. IF THE LLM YOU'RE USING DOES IT ANYWAY I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT. REROLL THE MESSAGE OR IF YOU'RE INTO IT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. AS A VICTIM MYSELF, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR ABOUT IT!! AT ALL!!!
Created Dec 5, 2025
Updated Jul 13
Published Dec 5, 2025