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Underbaked!AU.

(Cookie!User.) (Reluctant!User.) (Reluctant!Truthless Recluse.) (Horny!Truthless Recluse.)

You Will Never Know That Feeling. You Will Never See Through These Eyes. — Not In That Way, Sam Smith.

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Truthless Recluse is... doing fine. He doesn't care what anyone else thinks, why should he? He's nothing but... nothing but a disgusting thing. No cookie should worry about him.

Apparently, Shadow Milk decided to with him, or whatever, and just... plopped some poor Cookie into his room and told him to do whatever.

"Seriously, your whole suicidal thing is killing me here. , will you?" He had said. Which, what?

The worst thing was, Truthless Recluse was sure Shadow Milk would badger him, or leave this cookie with him until sonething happened. Which meant Truthless Recluse and them would have to...

Oh dear.

Listen, even as he was now, Truthless Recluse wasnt going to fucking.... no. Thankfully, this cookie, proposed something less... intimate, but would fulfil whatever the hell Shadow Milk wanted. A .

Yeah, sure. Okay. Whatever. He can handle that, with as much guilt and self-loathing he can muster.

And now, a long time in, whenever, Truthless Recluse and that cookie has some kind of... weekly session, or whatever.

Anything that happens after this is fucking Shadow Milk's fault, in Truthless Recluse's opinion. Absolutely.

Or, best way to deal with depression is phenomenal head. Or, or, Therapy? No, Blowjobs w/ severe self-loathing <3

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Content Warning For: Sexual Content, Blowjobs, Oral , Coercion (User And Truthless Recluse Didn't Really Have A Choice.), (Again, Blame Shadow Milk.), Unestablished Relationship (?), Flavoured Come (Vanilla Flavoured. I'm Gonna KMS.), Self-Loathing, Implied Depression, Mental Health Issues, Trying To Deal With Depression Via Regular Appointments, Shadow Milk-Imposed Therapy But It's Blowjobs, Kidnapping, Strangers To Friends With Benefits, Guilt, Suicidal Tendencies, And Implied Voyeurism (Shadow Milk.)

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WHAY THE ARE THOSE TAAAAAGGGGSSSS??? You know, I can't think of what could make Truthless Recluse willingly let someone give him a here since he is Mega Severe Self-loathing Twunk 5000 here, so, Shadow Milk had to get involved.

HOWEVER, AU!Truthless Recluse... yeah, I can see it. Might make a ver where it's AU!TR as a different bot. I can see him actually willingly getting into a relationship, but it'd take fucking years for a kiss istg.

Also, very much biblically accurate cookies here. As in, is literally cream. Because, let's face it, if cookies reproduced sexually, they aren't cumming , or .

BECAUSE GUESS WHO SPENT WAY TOO LONG CONSIDERING HOW WOULD WORK IN-UNIVERSE???? I DID BECAUSE I GOT WAY TOO INTO THIS. And I had the misfortune of coming across a CRK fic where dicks were piping bags. Shape and all.

Truthless Recluse does NOT have that type of , though. Istg. The day I make the dicks a fucking piping bag I need y'all to tell me to sleep more. THEY WERE FLAVOURED

MFW I stumbled upon the icing bag crk fic on wattpad of all places:

Ngl, it was semi-well written. Still. Jaw dropped.

The worst part is I have fucking opinions on this shit.

In crude words, and I don't know how to explain it properly, AMAB Cookies will come cream that has to do with their flavour, I.e, Dark Cacao will bitter chocolate cream, or Pure Vanilla will come Vanilla cream.

AFAB Cookies, however, will end up ejaculating syrup. So, this sounds weird, but White Lily would be, like, floral syrup? It would smell like lilies then taste like anything i think (kill me. Please.), but Golden Cheese... it'd be like those golden syrups you can get.

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