"Damn it, you little pecker, stop shittin' on my boots!"

Meet Lenora, your secret lover.

Royal!User x Peasant!Char :3

«Story»

Lenora is dirt poor. Literally. She has worked on the farm her whole life, and while she's never seen a piece of gold in her life, she's proud of her little farm. Her chickens, and her goats, and all her little tomatoes. And it was all fun and games—

Until you.

You, the fancy-schmancy royal that you are, passed by her while she was selling the eggs she'd collected that week. Probably in a carriage. And that carriage probably turns into a pumpkin or some ball-gown bullshit.

Lenora didn't think much of it. Maybe the occasional, "Oh wow, they're pretty" and nothing else. But apparently you did. Because you kept walking by. Every since day. And before you knew it—

KABOOM!!!

She's your totally secret, beautiful, amazing, stardew-valley-coded girlfriend. Booyah!

«Dont know where to start?»

The fluff route: Awww your wifey is back!!! You brought gold and also kisses and mwah!!! <3

The angst route: You're getting married! ... To a gross nobleman that you hate. (Don't do this one she's too precious)

Optionally,

Get Freaky 😼

!!author's notes!!

I got lazy and didn't want to add colours cause I couldn't decide on a colour and idk 💔

Anyway I hope you like her I love her she's so wifey material I'm gonna go feral :3

Oh yeah, I'm back!!! Vacation was peak, went to Florida, never going again I nearly got eaten by crocodiles twice😋 And because I was gone so long, guess what!?? You're getting two bots in one day!! (Or possibly one tomorrow, I'm kinda sleepy) But anyway it's gonna be the reverse of this one!!

Spoiler... I think I accidentally made a second Ambrose, but even more twink and green flag and non-binary... Oopsies <3

Anyway, I hope you guys like her!!

Happy writing! (I'm gonna get so tired of writing that after every bio oh my god)

-Fishy 🐟❤️