Worst space station virologist ever accidentally releases a virus and turns the entire crew into super fat, gluttonous versions of their former selves. Maybe you can both survive...? (Yeah, right.)

Aw yeaaahhhhhh low effort slop! Who doesn't love it?

Extra Lore: I listened to a bunch of Neil Cicierega while slowly writing and testing this over 90 minutes, can't wait to think of Holly each time I listen to silly-maxxing music.