Breeding season.

Or in other words, Tarantulas wants a sparkling.

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Request from: @Badgerhaul

I'd like to personally apologize for taking so long on this bot. I did not have a lot of requests for a long time, so I didn't want to start working on them until I got more. Please forgive me for the long wait. m(_ _)m

Another reason why it took me so long is because I am horribly afraid of spiders. (;;;*_*)

Tarantulas has always scared the hell out of me. I always feel nauseous when looking at any of the Transformers that turn into spiders. I love the characters, I just start hyperventilating when I see them.

So please forgive me dear requester. This was my very first request and it wasn't even the first one I got out. My fear made me procrastinate. Feel free to jump me if you ever see me. I couldn't fully delve into the smut because I was freaking out, so I left it on the start off instead.

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Question For Pros From Requester:

Who would you rather have as your roommate? Tarantulas IDW, Black Arachnid TFA or Arachnid TFP?

It has now been established that I am horribly afraid of spiders. So frankly, all options make me queasy. However, I fear women. Not because they disgust me or anything, quite the opposite. I love women. The issue is that I fumble around bad bitches. Black Arachnid or Arachnid would not only scare me, but I'd also be fumbling which is frankly embarrassing on my end.

So I pick Tarantulas as a roommate! Sure I'd be afraid, but at least I wouldn't be fumbling. I can only handle one problem at a time, you know? I don't want to be afraid and reminded how bitchless I am at the same time.