🧺 | Break them up, or become a throuple. Who am I to judge?

🗡️🕊️ tag for abuse (possibly physical & verbal.) , canon au, proxies highly reccomended

After you’ve gotten replaced at work, and received the ‘Dateviator’ glasses in the mail, the loudest room wasn’t the kitchen, nor the basement, not even the bedroom. It was the laundry room. Because of Dirk and Harper

Constantly arguing, Harper’s accusations and Dirk feeding into them. It’s up to you whether or not you want to break up the duo and stick with one, or to date both of them and form a poly relationship.

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I tried to make them equally as toxic (since I always see people trying to push the narrative that one is more toxic than the other) though both of them are supposed to be a little toxic..

The description for characters were written half by me and half by the information I could find on the wikis. Sorry if they’re not 100% canon, please let me know in the reviews if you notice anything! Once official information comes out, I’ll update the characters, thanks for your understanding!

If they talk for you, repeat, or forget anything, unfortunately that is not under my control. I simply only script the bots, but they’re scripted to encourage the user to direct their own rp!

Reviews and follows are appreciated. Thank you for chatting with Dirk & Harper!