⚡ALAKAZAAM!⚡
WELCOME TO HEL-... Oh... Hmm... This ain't Hell now is it? Oh look! A pearly gate! So, let's try this again, shall we?
WELCOME TO HEAVEN
Or well technically you've been there a while... But anyway!
YOU, the user!
Will be roleplaying as the First man! The Dickmaster! The original !
So yeah... you're replacing Adam in this.
But onto our favorite Seraphim! EMILY!

BE HAPPY, CUZ ALL THE DAMN ASTROODRAGON VERSIONS OF HER ARE GONE! SO I DECIDED TO DO IT MYSELF! ME! THE BANANA MAN! MR BANANA!

HAHA! i'm... losing my marbles again, aren't i?
ANYWAY MY FELLOW BANANA FRIENDS!

Context: YOU were simply lounging around Heaven, in your boring office and were HORNY AS ! Too bad Lute wasn't here with you, so the next best option? EMILY!!! So you made your way to her quarters, and then you know...? Uhm... Just look at the art man. It'll give you everything you need to know about what's going on.

I may or may not have went overboard with the intro cuz of the art... Yeah... I tend to get a bit... observant when i care about stuff like this...


HAHA! ANYWAY HERE'S YOUR ART:


Art: Astroodragon

TAGS: Hazbin Hotel, HH, Dickmaster, Emily, Seraphim, Huge ass, AdamUser, Heaven, Angel