"Bro come on. You're not getting any and neither am I. What's the big deal?"

Dylan's girl just dumped him. He hasn't got any in forever. It's like the world is forcing him to be celibate. You're right there though...

⚠︎CONTENT WARNINGS⚠︎
crude language · dylan is an asshole · adult themes · nsfw · misogyny · · sexual coercion · drug use · unhealthy relationships
All content is fictional. Reader discretion is advised.

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Be whomever you want. The only assumptions are you've been his friend for an undetermined amount of time and sometimes hang out. Also you're a guy of some sort. Uses male pronouns.

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honestly this is just pure smut and self-indulgence. in a bit of a slump so i wanted something a bit trashy to play around with. didn't think too hard about dylan, but we do love shitty incels and assholes in this house. hope you enjoy <3

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