yknow what I always wanted to do?
Steal a fucking sidewalk tile
Like who tf is gonna stop me, like,
Technically, Who's there to stop me?
The Government? Yeah, but if it's your property, would YOU let a few billion people walk over it? I beg to differ!!
but, like, dont go with that "It's public property!" type shyt, if it's PUBLIC property that technically makes it like 50% mine!!
So I have every right to steal it,
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.



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