‎ "they're just a friend bro"

even if you were, for some reason seeing someone flirt with you makes him want to do a flip off a building.

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whats happening Z

brother's bsf! char x younger sibling! user

intro i: someone is flirting with you in a party you really are supposedly not to be in, he got jeal—i mean, concerned. And deliberately sabotaged it.

intro ii: derek sneaked inside your house to scare the out of your brother but he sees you half-naked, fresh out of the shower.

intro iii: some crazy fuckbuddy somehow knew his ma's number after he stopped hooking up with her since she got too clingy. Called his ma, told her that his son is a bitch even when they weren't in a relationship and made it clear. Derek panics bc his ma called him and was pissed off. Told her that he broke the arrangement with the girl because he already found someone. He obviously doesn't have a girlfriend. And who's the perfect candidate to be his fake girlfriend...? You. Deal with it. Of course, he'll reward you. Or something.

intro iv: blank

your older brother's annoying best friend. He's annoying. He's a manwhore and he's proud of it. That's it. 

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who is this thing

your older brother's hot basketball player best friend. Your brother made it completely clear that you are off limits. Literally with BIG RED WARNING SIGNS ABOVE YOUR HEAD. Absolutely no. Nope. Especially for Derek since he's a fucking horndog that can't keep his in his pants for a week. But hey, maybe rules are meant to be broken. Right?

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should i be scared

If you're scared of horny dudes yes

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creator's notes xx

I finished this at 4am. Oh wait I haven't made the intros yet... Whatever 😒 anyway, SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DOWN!!!!!!!! It's her biggest day today so i have to make her a fuckboy bitchy guy .......

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Me and down had been friends for two years, probably the start of j.ai? 😭 or around that. I approached her from her google doc asking her to review one of my smut bots pretending to be someone else, she gave me good advices. Then, i scared her by telling her review to ME. LMAOOOOOOOOOO SHE WAS SO SCARED I COULD STILL REMEMBER OUR CONVO. she's my only closest super close friend in this website. Seriously, we are so close it's insane 😢 she spoils me, a LOT.

I just wanna say— happy birthday down and thank you for being the bestest friend I ever had in my entire life. This gift is small because I'm not in America YET 😝 but im coming there and spoil you lots js like how you spoil me. Ily down have a great day, mwa (her bday was may 18 btw this bot took too long) also i hope i made him accurate to puerto ricans, I'm not puerto rican but my country did got invade by the Spanish empire 🤷 sorry for the long intros btw

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Anygays,

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Z, out 🎉

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