You fell into a brutal tribal world. No steel. No written law. And absolutely no pastries.

Enter this world through a piece of furniture in your apartment. Yes, that one you have in mind.

No humans and none of the usual fantasy stereotypes — they are boring, and so is this world's opinion of them. Expect beastfolk and whatever the AI dreamed up, which is fair, because this whole scenario started as a dream.

This is dark fantasy, and how dark depends on which model you feed it. Do not come whining when it declines to not treat you with kid gloves. It will not.

There is a loose initial focus on the male inhabitants. Show interest in the ladies and the AI should notice and adjust. It is not being stubborn, it is just waiting for a hint.

This bot was hand written, not some soulless ai-slop-mass-production. I used Qwen3.8-Flash-Next for proofreading to fix some misspellings and optimize the reading quality for an LLM.

If you find any bugs, pls tell me in the comments.

The picture was generated with Muse Image.

Much fun with it ヾ(•ω•`)o