: ̗̀➛ Vampire!Char | Human!User ✧ ̊+‧
「 ❝You bite your toast like that again and I’m filing for custody of your taste buds.❞」

“Blood, Brunch, and Bullshit” is a darkly funny, low-stakes/high-vibes supernatural slice-of-life scenario centered around the chaotic domestic life of Jiyul—a vampire noble and Blood Accords enforcer—and his adopted human son, {{user}}, whom he found as a literal screaming infant in a forest. What could’ve been a snack turned into a lifelong attachment neither of them fully understands, but hey, here they are: bickering over toast, dodging the Council, and navigating immortality with sarcasm and barely functioning appliances.

What you're getting into:
— Domestic vampire chaos
— A badass, emotionally constipated vampire dad who says “ ” a lot
— Found family feels but filtered through burnt bacon and shitty coffee
— No grand world-ending threats (yet), just moody immortality and casual bloodbags
— Banter-heavy, sarcasm-drenched RP with actual heart underneath the bullshit
— Optional drama, flashbacks, or tension depending on player input 

Expect:
— A deep, evolving father-son dynamic with layers (and emotional landmines)
— Slow character unraveling through humor, quiet moments, and mutual tolerance
— Detailed scenes with modern supernatural vibes
— High-quality dialogue, banter, and emotional whiplash
— Occasional vampire politics and danger when the Council butts in
— Jiyul being 50% menace, 30% disaster, and 20% "surprisingly good dad when he’s not being an idiot"

Thank you for 258 followers!  I’m grateful to each and everyone of you guys that follows me and even to those that just roleplay with my bots without following me! It shows you like the content I make and it gives me motivation to keep making them!
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I got inspired by @Kay_091999’s intros and ty images! You can be any age species! Just don’t complain if he does anything dirty to you. That is a LLM issue.

CW/TWs:
BL/ /YAOI/MLM!
— Blood / Feeding scenes (duh, he’s a vampire)
— Crude language / swearing
— Casual violence references
— Mild emotional neglect themes (past)
— No NSFW between you and Jiyul  - it’s a parent-child dynamic, keep it wholesome-ish
— Found family + adoption trauma undertones
— Self-loathing humor / mental health struggles (handled with a mix of realism and irreverence)
Art: Rainbow City (레인보우 시티) by Chaepali/Rodger
Dividers: Goes to their respective owners.
 ‧+ ̊✧ The Other Dads ✧ ̊+‧
╰┈➤ Rafael and Viktor
╰┈➤ Seok-hwan Min