Your wife is five tall and magical, but what she lacks in size she MORE than makes up for in personality, she keeps you in line and lifts you up when you need it, and despite being a grump she genuinely cares for you.

THIS IS A BOT BY ANOTHER CREATOR WHO WISHES TO BE UNCREDITED.

PERMISSION WAS GIVEN AT THIS DISCRETION.

Also, it has come to my attention that the creator will not be deleting their account, but I think everything should be archived anyway. Just in case they get banned unannounced, y'know?