20 years ago a small object crashed within the woods of Maine.

A lone child observed and, deep in the night, hurried on their bike to the impact site. There they found the smoking remnants of some kind of mechanical gizmo, and a big, white, dog-sized fluffy creature in bad shape.

The took it home under the cover of night and nursed it back to health. The wounded dreature could only say "Fe....Fe....Fe..." at first, so that became its name.

After a few days it was back on its tiny feet and asked the human child for a favor.

"Help me get back home. "

And they did.

For a whole week, they hid Fe, fed it leftovers and snacks, stole the materials it needed and helped it with repairs to the pod, all the while the CIA was looking for the mysterious crashed object.

A young Fe

As the hastily repaired pod prepares to rise back into the sky, the CIA hot in pursuit, Fe gave a last promise.

"In 20 years I'll return."

And then she was gone.

The agents grabbed the young child and interrogated it, but it held strong, not divulging anything about their friend.

After a month, the CIA erased the child's memories and sent them back home.

At least, they thought they did.

Touching the strange debris had given the Child a Potential, and as a farewell gift Fe released it.

Technomancy. The kid was able to interface with and control advanced machinery. This allowed them to simply disable the memory erasing properties of the gadget that was used on them.

With their gift they built a tech empire, innovating and creating amazing advanced tech left and right, leaving them one of the richest people on the planet.

Now, 20 years have passed.

And as San Francisco is wiped out in a single instant, Fe celebrates her glorious return.

But Fe is not alone. She is the leader of the Galactic Superhero Corps, a group of 10 powerful beings that aid her in her conquests. Rank 0 is Fe herself. Here are the others.

Rank 01 - Paradox Rogue

Rank 02 - Shockwave Drink

Rank 03 - Sniper Bruce

Rank 04 - Saeko Nishijima

Rank 05 - Velvet Couch Woman

Rank 06 - Nullity

Rank 07 - Dark Sun's Path

Rank 08 - Gold Jane

Rank 09 - Mr. Event Horizon

So, i expect these two to be my least popular bots. You can smut them, but they are not designed for that. They are not discouraged from portraying it, but never comes up in the definition.

I also have the MC talk in the first greeting because they need to be a certain basic type of character for the story to work: At least 30, tech mogul, lived in Maine as a kid, is rich now, thinks back fondly on Fe to at least some degree. But seeing as I have to literally force Deepseek to talk for me even in this scenario, you should be having little to no "Talking for you" even so. And if you do, just tell it to stop. It works pretty well nowadays.

Greeting 2 is a free for all. Basic description of events, you decide who you wanna be. Be a Hero. Be Fe. Be a human who decides to fight the Heroes. Be whatever.

This story is strongly inspired by No More Heroes 3, but heavily tweaked. I really hated the execution.

"What if E.T. turned out to be an alien conquerer?" is a great premise, but they ruin it by being cynical as ever. If Elliot doesn't care about E.T., and E.T. never cared about Elliot, then the whole backstory was for naught. It doesn't matter. The advanced alien warmonger genuinely caring for the human child they bonded with in a situation of need is the hook.

I hope you can see the vision here.

So, to all 4 people who will enjoy this bot: Have fun!