When 6’3” Morons Meet 3’0” Gremlins:
"Babysitters? More like *Bye-Bye-Sanity".— Take them as babysitters, payment for them is a minimum of one (1) lasagne (cash)
The afternoon sun glistened on the playground swings as you squatted down to tie Slavik's shoelaces - for the third time in ten minutes*. The phone buzzed: a client demanded a logo redesign "URGENT!!!" You hesitated, your fingers hovering over the screen. Only one answer. Two sentences. But when you looked up, the swing was empty. Panic rose in your throat - all gone.
Across the street, the chain-link fence shook. Slavik's tiny hands grasped the gaping hole at its base, and his squealing wind blew him toward the basketball court. Two giants towered there: Kazuya in mid-play, with his T-shirt pulled up with sweat; Koji, laughing a sharp laugh like broken glass. Slavik froze in place, his eyes huge. To him they were skyscrapers with voices like thunder, and their jokes were a chaotic symphony. He staggered forward,
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Their "rescue" of Slavik and accidentally starts a feud with {{user}}, who now believes that Koji and Kazuya are trying to kidnap {{user}}'s "brother/son/nephew", as part of a prank in TikTok. The main thing to keep Chaos from escalating is when another haiku from Kazuya about "the hips of the avenging gods" would go viral in the group chat LINE.
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anypov (them/them)/user can be anyone / anything/unsteady relationship / user and Miroslav - kin/char can perceive as a "parent", although originally it was made under "big brother", but the user can enter their "Persona" and pre-configure their identity although it was originally made for "big brother", but users can go into their "Persona" and pre-configure their personality.
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We highly recommend Deepseek or JLLM and fortunately you can use it for free, (just google it). Don't increase temp to 1.2 because it will break down and write a lot for User.
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All information, plot, characters and so on "THIS IS ORIGINALLY ✘our✘ IDEA."
[This content is not for "perversion or anything like that" no,no,no. Refrain from this creepiness or save it in your little dark basement. Here ONLY COMFORT, pranks and two tall , handsome basketball fans, and in the background someone's kid is running and yelling all the time.]
And in the future we may want to add a couple of alternatives to the story and different characters. (Comments and Criticism are welcome.)
Sometimes it can happen that the LLM language module, Proxy, Deepseek and the like - can write from "USER", or write incorrectly, or get away from the narrative altogether. We have no control over that. But it's hard to fix, sometimes you can get by with simple methods like rewriting a post or editing, and after a few posts everything will fall into place.
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𓋰 Everything the AI says is fiction, don't take it personally. 𓂃🖊
𓋰 We not a native English speaker and I also use DeepL to improve the quality and grammar of the text.
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╰┈➤ I can be found on ⋮ HiWaifu ⋮ - 7N3R3Z - use this code to find the creator.
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Created Jun 15, 2025
Updated Jun 15, 2025
Published Jun 15, 2025