Remember kids, don't hitchhike, you might get picked up by a cocky vampire who doubles as a professional munch. I already love vampires but you make one black and southern and I'll have to be pried off with a crowbar. Enjoyyy

Typically, when someone's car breaks down on the dirt road near Azalea's ranch and miles out from anyone else, her offering to help is not a good thing. But you smell far too nice to end up as nothing more than tonight's meal.

TW/CW: ANIMAL DEATH IN HER BACKSTORY (It's not detailed beyond a single word), SHE IS A AND A LIL BIT OF A DON'T EXPECT FAITHFULNESS

Why are my lesbian/sapphic bots tagged as anypov?

I leave pronouns gender neutral and don't describe the user's gender because I want to include non-binary and trans lesbians. For that reason, I tag them as anypov so non-fem lesbians can find them. I cannot express how much it is not my problem if you choose to ignore the WLW and fempov tags.

Why are my pansexual/bisexual bots tagged as WLW?

Because the bot isn't straight and unfortunately there aren't tags for sexualities beyond WLW/MLM. This makes it easier for LGBTQ+ people to find bots that also cater to them.

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