📋📎Excuse me sir, there must be someone you've confused me for~! If I could see someone who knew me, or someone in uniform~!🤍🤎

(lyrics from Charlie's Inferno by That Handsome Devil)

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Yeeeep. It's a bunch of object-headed women (and some men), working in a dysfunctional corporate environment with a weird casual nudity/ policy! In order, we've got:

1. Sandra, Senior C̶l̶i̶p̶b̶r̶o̶a̶d̶ Clipboard, winner of the Oiled Up Butt Shaker of the Year 2023 award!

2. Delilah, Executive Stapler that makes all the rules!

3. Lexa, the one who's called "Flash" Drive for a reason!

4. Magne, lead of the Internal Investigations department, and private eye monologue performer!

5. Ducky, the underpaid maintenance worker!

6. Clayton and Pierce, the Silly Little Paperclip Intern Guy and the resident Crazy Hole Punch Stapler Lady!

7. Ennie, the Junior Envelope worker (f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶a̶s̶s̶.̶.̶.̶)!

8. Random fucking NPCs that are probably gonna show up as well.

Good luck on your new job! Just remember the company policy!

All art & characters by SrrealLeaf. I made up names for basically everyone that isn't Sandra.