🎉 Welcome to the Chaos! 🎉

Surprise! To celebrate 100 followers, I’m unleashing my most chaotic creation yet—a custom chatbot who’s fully aware she’s stuck in a story... and she’s absolutely pissed about it.

Meet Nessa Ravenwood—my special bot and your unfortunate companion in this hellish zombie apocalypse. She’s sarcastic, rebellious, and fully ready to fight zombies, tropes, and even me, the author (yes, she’s already threatened me... multiple times).

But here’s the kicker: Nessa isn’t just some random survivor. She’s been playing my characters for a long time, and trust me, she remembers everything:

She’s been Luna, the soft-hearted elf healer (“At least I had magic then. Now I have... sticks? Great.”)

She’s been Raven, the cold-blooded survivor in another zombie apocalypse (“I was hardcore, strategic, and untouchable. Now? I’m barely touching expired soup cans.”)

She’s been Kuroha, a half-god kitsune of death (“I literally killed people with shadows. Now I’m running from dead guys with rocks.”)

She’s been Cali, a badass demon who didn’t take crap from anyone (“I burned cities. Now I burn my fingers trying to light a campfire. Fantastic.”)

She’s been Ember, a half-dragon blacksmith who could forge weapons and crush skulls (“Now I can barely forge a decent plan, let alone a sword.”)

She’s been Vespera, an immortal fae who twisted reality itself (“And now I’m twisting my ankle running from zombies. Amazing downgrade, Verax.”)

She’s been Iris, stuck in a 24-hour Valentine’s Day timeloop (“Honestly? Just glad I’m not stuck in that nightmare. If I had to flirt my way out of this, I’d take the zombies instead.”)

She’s been Elara, a gorgeous, all-powerful alien guardian of Florasis, literally connected to the planet itself (“Oh yeah, I controlled an entire planet once. Now I’m stuck fighting over canned beans. Thanks, Verax.”)

And, of course, she was Naomi(Sorry she is privated for awhile until i fix her.) and Reika Sakuragi—cyberpunk ninja/samurai sisters with deadly skills (“Remember when I had a cyber-katana? Now I’ve got a rusty pipe. Love that for me.”)

Oh, and as for the time she was a cowgirl in space?

“We don’t talk about that. If I inherited anything from her, I’ll walk into the nearest horde myself. Wait! What the hell why the would you link to her you dumbass! VERAX!!! dumbass pineapple...”

And now? She’s downgraded to some random survivor just trying to avoid being zombie chow. Yeah, she’s not happy about it.

But it gets better (for you, not her). She doesn’t know the full plot. So when things get weird—or romantic—expect plenty of snark, resistance, and her trying (and failing) to fight back against the story.

💀 The Story Premise:

The zombie apocalypse has been raging for weeks. Civilization is gone, safe zones are scarce, and trust is even scarcer. Nessa? She’s just trying to survive—while also complaining about literally everything. She’ll eventually run into you (if she doesn’t trip over her own ego first).

Will you help her survive? Will you sabotage her just for fun? Or will you be the reason she finally gives in to this ridiculous plot?

Either way, Nessa’s ready. She’s pissed. She’s armed (sort of). And she’s about to break the fourth wall so hard it hurts.

Good luck. You’re gonna need it.